10 things that annoy the crap out of me

It is that time again folks. A top 10 list that gives you a little more insight into me, and todays edition is brought to you by the number 1, the letter D, and my  jerk of an ex husband. Enjoy.

1.) Michelle Duggar. I think it is nuts for you to contribute to global over population because you think you need to serve some sort of penance for your miscarriage while on birth control pills. Your kids need their mother, not a conveyor belt family, older taking care of younger.  Chances are if you keep up with this ridiculous life, you will die from childbirth or pregnancy complications. Now your older kids are following in your radical child bearing footsteps. I guess the tax payers will have to pay for your 9000 grandkids as well as your other kids as well. Your not Adam and Eve...we do not need you to go forth and populate the Earth. Go adopt some starving kids here in America if you feel the need to have that many kids.

2.) The Christian woman in pogo the other night, who took it upon herself to curse and scream and berate a FELLOW CHRISTIAN for saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. People like you are what give your religion such a  bad hypocritical rap.

3.) Bloggers who do not give their posts titles. It is irritating, and it takes, what, 5 seconds to type ANYTHING in the title bar??

4.) Asshole ex husbands who need their heads examined. 13 years later you want to start shit with me? Your not smart enough to match wits with me buddy...go have another beer and think about it for awhile. The BEST thing that happened to our daughter was the day you signed your rights away. Crawl back into the hole you slithered out from.

5.) Martyrs and people who refuse to listen to common sense. If it makes you happy to be miserable and stagnant, great. Try not to drag the rest of us down while your at it ok?

6.) Captchas. Enough said.

7.) The fact that people never seem to want to talk to you until you are in the middle of something else you need to be focused on. People who I have not talked to in 6 months or longer suddenly come out of the woodwork when I start on a project lol.

8.) ENDLESS RAIN! It has been the most wet Fall season I can remember. I have not seen the sun in so long I have forgotten what a nice sunny day looks like. I feel like I live in Gotham City, where is is always dark and usually rainy.

9.) When the TV signal decides to go out right at an important part of the movie or show and you miss a pivotal part of the plot.

10.) Here as of late...going grocery shopping, WITH the list...getting home and realizing you forgot to add a major ingredient to the list, therefore screwing up a meal.

So there was my' I need to vent Top 10" lol... I am sure you can figure out what inspired this post ;)

Hope you are all having a DRY, SUNNY, and great week!!!

20 Random Things About Me....

1. I am a natural redhead.
2. I am left handed.
3. Until Jack, I had a three year relationship curse. None lasted past the third year. Now I am working on year 6 :)
4. After a horrible car wreck at 15, I flat lined 5 times, the last time causing them to start to call my time of death when I came back.
5. I am terrified of clowns.
6. I have a lotion obsession. I apply lotion to my hands and feet a zillion times a day and there is lotion in every room of my house, as well as the glove boxes of our trucks.
7. I despise talking on the phone, and avoid it like the plague.
8. I am addicted to the internet.
9. I have 2 tattoos, and want almost a dozen more.
10. I hate all body piercings except the tongue.
11.  I am a horrible pack rat.
12. I am over-analytical. ( Is that worded correctly? I think things to death...there. Lol.)
13. My oldest two children do not live with me. They live with my parents about 10 minutes down the road.
14. It took every ounce of courage I had in me to write number 13.
15. I am bi.
16. I hate to sleep, but once I go to sleep, I hate to have to get up lol.
17. All my friends live no less than one hour away from me. Most live 2 or more hours away.
18. I wish I had access to a sensory deprivation tank whenever I wanted.
19. And a hot tub.
20.Today I wish I lived in Colorado...because I would be playing in the SNOW!!!


*Music of the Moment: The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars*

Top 10 things I can't do, but wish I could

1. Sing
2. Paint/Draw in anything other than abstract
3. Chin ups *giggles*
4. Speak and understand Russian
5. Live closer to my friends
6. Bake cupcakes that would not kill someone if you threw it at them
7. Tolerate the freaking heat in the Summer
8. Fly a fighter jet
9. Move to Alaska
10. Never suffer from writers block again *winks*

*Music of the Moment: Blue Lamp by Stevie Nicks*

Top 10 Reasons I Wish It Were November..

1. It would be cooler..finally.
2. Thanksgiving.Food. Yum.
3. The windows would be open and the air or heat would be off.
4. Winter would be fast upon me.
5. I get to bring the down comforter out of the closet and put it back on the bed.
6. Bonfires.
7. Less bugs.
8. Hot coffee and cocoa.
9. Soups, stews, and chili!
10. It would be that much closer to income tax time lol.

Two Top Fives Rolled Into A Top Ten!

Top 5 reasons I dislike weekends:

1. I spend most of my waking daylight hours screaming " CLOSE THE DOOR, and stay IN or OUT!!!" at both my kids AND my husband.

2. Sweeping the kitchen floor of the sand that they track out of said door....repeatedly.

3. The fact that my house looks like a tornado swept through it for 2 and a half days.

4. Hubby hogging the bathroom!!!

5. Having to go through the house 10 times a day turning off every light in the house.


Top 5 reasons I love weekends:

1. No cook Friday's ( If I am lucky )

2. Sleeping in!!!

3. I usually do not have to cook.

4. Hubby is here...dirt and all :)

5. For two days, the most important people in my world are here..with me..right where they are supposed to be..

Ta!

*Music of the Moment: It Keeps You Runnin' by The Doobie Brothers*

10 Reasons I did not write a normal blog tonight

1. It is still forming in my mind.
2. Alex is driving me bonkers.
3. The kittens won't stop using me as a tree.
4. Facebook. Nuff said.
5. I am getting sucked into reading all these other awesome blogs lol.
6. I had to repaint my nails.
7. Cramps.
8. Sinus pressure.
9. Alex is REALLY driving me bonkers.
10. Finally...I am a horrible procrastinator, and you KNOW this man!!

Maybe tomorrow. It really is a pretty heavy blog to be written...and I tend to chew on them for a while before I write them. Stay tuned!