Monday, May 23, 2011

Open Letter Wednesday! ( On Thursday )

I am a day late and a dollar short folks. Sorry lol.

Dear Insomnia:

Why are you here? Everything in my life is pretty smooth right now, so why the endless nights of tossing and turning, staring at the clock, making unnecessary lists all night? Even sleep aids, which usually knock me out, do not seem to phase you. Please go away before I end up on top of a water tower with a sniper rifle. K thx bai.


Dear 6 A.M.:

Just eight more days and we will then pass by each other like ships in the night. It's been real, it's been fun, but it has not been real fun.


Dear Summer Vacation from school:

Please, PLEASE be gentle. In the last nine months I have gotten used to 8 hours a day of quiet time. The immense shock of having her here all day every day will be hard to handle. Have mercy...


Dear Showtime show The Tudors:

I love you. I am almost finished with the final season, and I am dreading it. I have not been so enthralled with a series since I watched Lost ( which I still have not seen the final episode of, I just can not bring myself to watch it, because then it will truly be over for me. ) I hope your writers decide to make many more shows.


Dear DreamWorks movie Puss 'N' Boots:

OMG hurry up and put this movie out, I am so excited! Puss is my favorite Shrek character!


Dear Lake:

We want to come back this weekend, please be just as empty and awesome as you were last week. I think I will skip the slight sunburn this time though, if you do not mind lol.


Dear Florida Government: 

Thank you for passing a ridiculous law against bestiality and animal husbandry that inadvertently somehow made it also illegal for humans to have sex. I fully intend to use "But honey, it is illegal" on Jack the next time he pesters me about it. It should work much better than " I have a headache..."


Dear self:

If we don't get a soda, chocolate and some salty chips in our face before the day is through, we might just implode. Our hormones have demanded them at gunpoint and I do not know what you think, but to me these guys look like they mean business!


Dear Blogger:

Stop saying I follow no blogs and eating stuff off my page. DO NOT LIKE!


Dear Self:

I mean it. Soda, chocolate and chips. The clock is ticking. Tick tock....tick tock....


Have a great weekend folks!


Anonymous said...

I hear ya on the Summer Vacation. I'm usually all "the hills are alive with the sound of music" until mid-July when we all want to beat the hell out of each other. Ahhhh, motherhood. It's not for the meak.

Anonymous said...

LOL soda, chocolate and chips LOL
I am craving sweets lately I want a big huge piece of cake and lots of ice cream. you made me giggle this morning thank you.

Dreaming of Jeanie said...

"Dear Blogger: Stop saying I follow no blogs and eating stuff on my page....." DIDDO!!! Technology is not my good friend in the first I just want to bitch slap her.

Susan said...

Oh this is cool, I am on a list that is friday's...Dear so and So.

I haven't even started the Tudors, but I want to watch it. right now I am engulfed in
Game of Thrones
The Borgias!!

I HATED, HATED the last entire season of Lost,Hubby gave up the year before. The series Finale, left me angry, frustrated, still scratching my head, and finding ultimately that many things contradicted other things, and therefore it made no sense at all. I won't give you any spoilers, just be prepared to be upset.

Funny FL law??

Sunny Spring Blessings,

Tamara said...

I love your open letters when you do them, gives me inspiration to do them too. lol and i soooooo hear you about the insommnia at night...between the itchy scratchy show the past few weeks and my brain not wanting to shut off, it's makin me nuts!! I hope we both can get some sleep soon....hahaha hell ya soda and chocolate and chips :)